Beaver Queen Pageant - Performances
Thanks to the incomparable Melissa B. for shooting, and Tony M. for editing, we've got the first video from Saturday night. Without further ado, here's Flapper LaTail performing "Yes Sir, That's My Beaver."
And for those of you who'd like to sing along, here's the lyrics:
And for those of you who'd like to sing along, here's the lyrics:
I have a furry little pet
I pet her night and day
Sometimes men will get upset
When I won't let them play
With my furry little beaver
But they do not understand
Beavers are quite sensitive
And require a sensitive hand
Yes, sir, that's my beaver
No, sir, you'd better leave 'er
Alone, sir, that's my beaver mine! All mine! So you'd
better not touch her,
Yes, sir, I know you'd love to
pet her, but I can do that better
than you could ever do.
And when I pet
my little pet
she gets so very happy that she purrs like a pussy,
it's the cat's meow!
Yes, sir that's my beaver,
And you'd better believe 'er
When she says she don't need you.
Men come to call
I tell them all
You'd better come back another day, I can't see you
now 'cause I'm playing with my beaver!
Yes, sir, that's my beaver
Oh! sir, you'd better leave 'er
Alone, sir, that's my beaver mine!
Lyrics by FlapperLaTail/Claire Doyle, copyright 2007, reprinted with permission
Labels: Beaver queen pageant
4 Comments:
She was pretty damn funny. Thanks for posting it for some more laughs.
B.A. Hunter
By Anonymous, at 2:07 PM
Come on by during the rest of the week, and we'll have more performances from the Pageant posted.
By Barry, at 2:16 PM
An interesting thread: best songs about, ahem, loving yourself
Pictures of Lily-The Who
I Touch Myself-DiVinyls
She Bop-Cyndi Lauper (Flapper's sister?)
Dancing With Myself-Billy Idol
Pump It Up-Elvis Costello
Rosie-Jackson Browne
Captain Jack-Billy Joel
Darling Nikki-Prince (plus many others)
Be My Girl, Sally-The Police
By Anonymous, at 2:30 PM
Turning Japanese - The Vapors
Girl of My Dreams - Bram Tchaikovsky
(Judy was an American girl
she came in the morning in the US Mail
Didn't say nothing but she looked pretty good to me)
By Barry, at 2:37 PM
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