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Jens Lehmann has been told he was lucky to escape punishment after appearing to urinate behind his goal during Wednesday's 3–1 Champions League win over Unirea Urziceni. The Stuttgart goalkeeper jumped over the advertising hoardings and looked as if he was relieving himself before being interrupted by a Romanian counter-attack.

The Guardian goes on to note:

Lehmann, meanwhile, has announced he is retiring at the end of the season but – as could be expected – he is refusing to go quietly

Let's hope not.