So long, and thanks for the memories
John Parton has MC'd the Beaver Queen Pageant for the past 4 years. Barring unforeseen developments, Saturday was his last pageant, as he's leaving Durham to minister to a new lodge up north. As a token of appreciation, John was presented with his own beaver tail, and serenaded by Beverly Woody (the first Beaver Queen, in a surprise appearance), Fabulous Fishscenta Beaver, the 4th Beaver Queen, and the Disco Beaver Fever Dancers. 

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Since 1949, Durhamites have slept soundly, secure in the knowledge that, in our town, erection can be depended upon. Now, thanks to the power of the internets, we can spread that security all over the world.

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