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Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Dear Democrats

You may think that "distancing" yourselves from Anthony Weiner and hoping he will quickly and quietly resign from Congress makes you look strong to the American people, but you would be wrong. It only makes you look like a bunch of spineless pussies who would run up to Andrew Breitbart and give him your lunch money the minute he steps foot on the schoolyard.

For the record, the correct response to this scandal is, "Yes, Congressman Weiner engaged in some questionable behavior, but as far as anyone can tell, it was a private act between consenting adults that somehow became public knowledge. There are several other members of Congress who have also engaged in similar, and perhaps more reprehensible acts who not only continue to serve, but who have been re-elected to their positions. We believe the decision on whether Congressman Weiner should continue to represent his district is one that is best made by his constituents. We will have no further comments to make, and consider this matter closed."



  • Hear, hear!

    It's not like Weiner was ever a hypocritical, moralizing, demagogue. The only person who should care is his wife and family.

    It's not like he was carrying on an affair, while his wife was in the hospital with cancer, while presiding over impeachment hearings basically about an affair. *cough* Gingrich *cough*

    By Blogger matt dudek, at 10:46 PM  

  • He does have quite the unfortunate last name, though.

    By Blogger Rob Gillespie, at 3:25 PM  

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