Daily affirmation
Some days i get depressed because it doesn't look like i'll achieve some of those goals i set out for myself when i was young, like winning a Nobel Prize in physics, or at least a Nebula Award for best novel.
Then i realize, hey, at least i didn't fuck up an entire country.
Then i realize, hey, at least i didn't fuck up an entire country.
Labels: metablogging

Since 1949, Durhamites have slept soundly, secure in the knowledge that, in our town, erection can be depended upon. Now, thanks to the power of the internets, we can spread that security all over the world.

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