Thank you, wingnuts!

Pageviews for the first two weeks of January are up 30% over the comparable period for December, and are more than double the comparable period from September. As far as i can tell, that unfortunate incident with the cat, the extension cord, and the refresh button had very little to do with it.

My plans for global media domination are proceeding right on schedule.

Next step - advertising*.

Since i have little knowledge of whether, or how, the right-wing brain actually functions, here's where you can help me out with a little market research. Which of the following advertising segments would you be more likely to click through on? Please answer based on your best self-awareness.

1) Snack foods coated with bright orange powders
2) Hair restoration products
3) Natural male enhancement products

Thanks!

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* Ote-nay to my ue-tray omrades-cay: On't-day orry-way. The only ads-way i'd eally-ray accept-ay ould-way be om-fray ocally-lay owned-way used-way ookstores-bay and alal-hay oat-gay eat-may ellers-say.