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Tuesday, December 25, 2007

If he didn't make it to your house last night, this little accident in Orange County might explain it.

God, that's really funny. Thank you.

By Joseph H. Vilas, at 10:43 AM
Excellent!

You might enjoy this corny little "Twas the Night Before Christmas (in Durham)" poem I penned this a.m.:

'Twas the Night Before Christmas (in Durham)

Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the city,
everything was quite dry,
and that was a pity.

All the citizens implored Santa,
that jolly old elf,
"Please send rain, for we only
have 20 days left."

The moms and the dads, all
snuggled in bed,
dreamed of long, hot showers
and not 2 minute ones instead.

Once Santa arrived,
with his ruby red cheeks,
he installed showerheads, low-flush
toilets, and fixed all the leaks.

And as he departed,
and flew down the lane, he said,
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
and I'LL BE SURE TO SEND RAIN!

http://durhambullpen.blogspot.com/

By Durham Bull Pen, at 4:05 PM
Welcome to the local blogosphere.

By Barry, at 4:12 PM
Thanks for the welcome. I have a lot to learn. A lot. But it's interesting and amusing.

By Durham Bull Pen, at 4:23 PM
One thing i've learned from reading InstaPundit and his ilk is that ignorance on a topic should never inhibit you from posting on that topic.

By Barry, at 5:12 PM