Beaver Queen Pageant - Meet your contestants

Fourth in a series

Who knew that beavers were so exotic and mysterious, living lives of mystery, danger, and intrigue?

Our fourth contestant writes to tell us:

Loved by millions, our mystery contestant is a star of both the stage and screen, taking time out of his busy schedule to appear at this year's Beaver Queen pageant. (The need for extra security should his identity be revealed keeps us from saying more.)

All we know is that his handlers have requested that a special sideburns grooming kit, a holding area for his oversized belt buckles, and a trailer full of jelly donuts be waiting backstage during the pageant, or he'll be leaving the building.

Come on out to the Pageant on Saturday for a rare sighting of this mystery beaver.