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Thursday, May 10, 2007

2007 Beaver Queen Pageant update

The Grand Poobahs at Beaver Lodge Local 1504 inform me that there is still one slot open for an additional contestant to vie for the crown of Beaver Queen 2007. Unlike last year, no last minute entries will be accepted. If you think you have what it takes to succeed Beverly Woody (2005) and June Cleaver Beaver (2006), then click here and make your wishes known.

Here's Beverly introducing last year's pageant:

And here's a couple of photos of June showing off what it takes to be the queen in the swimsuit and evening wear competitions:

If the thought of spending the next year as the Beaver Queen sets your heart aflutter, if you dream of being the lucky kit who wears the crown in 2007, drop a line to the Beaver Lodge and let'em know. Do it soon, though. The pageant is June 2, the competition is stiff, and you'll need all that time to get ready.



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