Uh, Roy?
WTF were you thinking?
"Massage therapist told me, she said, 'You know, coach, what happened in Haiti is a catastrophe. What you're having is a disappointment.' I told her that depends on what chair she was sitting in. Because it does feel like a catastrophe to me, because it is my life."Dude needs some perspective, i think. Maybe when the season's over he can take some time off and do some volunteer work to clear his head.
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Suggestion for Roy:
UNC's season is as catastrophic as Valentine's Day at John and Elizabeth Edwards' house.
There, you only offend one family instead of a whole devastated nation.
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toastie, at 2:14 PM
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