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Tuesday, February 09, 2010

The inverse square rule of snow

The amount of fun generated by any snowfall decreases in accordance with the square of the number of snowfalls during the season.

To wit:
Snowfall #1 = Xfun
Snowfall #2 = 1/4Xfun
Snowfall #3 = 1/9Xfun
. . .
Snowfall #n = 1/n2Fun

So, how are things in Philadelphia these days?

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3 Comments:

  • Your function never goes negative. That seems hopeful to me.

    By Blogger Marsosudiro, at 7:20 PM  

  • But it does approach zero.

    By Blogger Barry, at 11:43 PM  

  • That's because it isn't a net enjoyability rating. It's the fun term. There's also the pain-in-the-ass term, which does not correlate with number of snowfalls. (It's a more complicated product of ice levels, power outages, etc.)

    By Blogger Michael Bacon, at 11:18 AM  

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