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Tuesday, September 08, 2009

UPS develops instant teleportation device

Tracking details for a package i'm expecting this week - After sitting in the Laurel, MD distribution center for the entire holiday weekend, it left this morning at 6:12 AM, and arrived in Greensboro at 6:13 AM. What's UPS been hiding from us?
Date Time Location Event Details
September 8, 2009 06:13:00 AM GREENSBORO NC US Arrival Scan
September 8, 2009 06:12:00 AM LAUREL MD US Departure Scan
September 5, 2009 01:36:00 AM LAUREL MD US Arrival Scan
September 5, 2009 12:33:00 AM LAUREL MD US Arrival Scan
September 4, 2009 10:25:00 PM NEWARK DE US Departure Scan

UPDATE: UPS now says my shipment arrived in Richmond at 9:13 AM, not Greensboro.


  • Laurel to Richmond in one minute is still nothing to laugh at.

    By Blogger Marsosudiro, at 2:03 PM  

  • UPS must own a time gate.

    Used to be rumor about one in...Iraq. Do you think Dick Cheney would love to have one at his disposal?

    By Blogger Tony, at 7:36 PM  

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