UPS develops instant teleportation device
Tracking details for a package i'm expecting this week - After sitting in the Laurel, MD distribution center for the entire holiday weekend, it left this morning at 6:12 AM, and arrived in Greensboro at 6:13 AM. What's UPS been hiding from us?
UPDATE: UPS now says my shipment arrived in Richmond at 9:13 AM, not Greensboro.
Date Time Location Event Details
September 8, 2009 06:13:00 AM GREENSBORO NC US Arrival Scan
September 8, 2009 06:12:00 AM LAUREL MD US Departure Scan
September 5, 2009 01:36:00 AM LAUREL MD US Arrival Scan
September 5, 2009 12:33:00 AM LAUREL MD US Arrival Scan
September 4, 2009 10:25:00 PM NEWARK DE US Departure Scan
UPDATE: UPS now says my shipment arrived in Richmond at 9:13 AM, not Greensboro.
Since 1949, Durhamites have slept soundly, secure in the knowledge that, in our town, erection can be depended upon. Now, thanks to the power of the internets, we can spread that security all over the world.
2 Comments:
Laurel to Richmond in one minute is still nothing to laugh at.
By
Marsosudiro, at 2:03 PM
UPS must own a time gate.
http://chronos.ws/timegates.html
Used to be rumor about one in...Iraq. Do you think Dick Cheney would love to have one at his disposal?
By
Tony, at 7:36 PM
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