Climax
Heh-heh.
Explains why John McCain didn't want to watch the game at Obama's place, if you ask me.
Yesterday, as this year's clash between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Arizona Cardinals neared a thrilling climax, TV viewers in Tuscon, Arizona, witnessed an intimate exposure of a completely different order.
Shortly after 7.30pm, with less than three minutes to play in a tightly fought final, the Cardinals had taken the lead with a crucial touchdown. Fans watching in Arizona would have been forgiven for scenting a victory for their team against the odds. Then the pictures from Tampa disappeared.
Instead, viewers in the Tuscon area were astonished to see a woman unzipping a man's trousers to reveal "full male nudity" followed by what was described as "a graphic act" between the couple. Somehow, the feed from Super Bowl XLIII had been mixed up with a 30-second excerpt from Club Jenna, an adult cable TV channel featuring Jenna Jameson, one of America's most famous porn actresses.
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Once the pictures from the Super Bowl returned, Cardinals fans did not get the climax they were looking for. The Steelers pipped them 27-23, scoring with only 35 seconds left on the clock.
Explains why John McCain didn't want to watch the game at Obama's place, if you ask me.
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4 Comments:
I heard a tale of this happening once before, when a control room operator accidentally switched to the channel he was watching to alleviate the boredom.
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Anonymous, at 3:17 PM
There were so many uses for the term "penetration" last night that I kept laughing to myself in a room of people who don't appreciate. Speaking of, Bruce got a good feel of that camera, last night.
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Allen, at 5:03 PM
I was thinking i know a lot of people who would have traded places with that camera operator.
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Barry, at 5:58 PM
Local coverage of the incident:
http://www.azstarnet.com/sn/hourlyupdate/278448.php
See especially the note at bottom, about how many people have been reading the Arizona paper's account of the accident. We the curious...
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Marsosudiro, at 8:46 PM
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