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Monday, February 02, 2009


Yesterday, as this year's clash between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Arizona Cardinals neared a thrilling climax, TV viewers in Tuscon, Arizona, witnessed an intimate exposure of a completely different order.

Shortly after 7.30pm, with less than three minutes to play in a tightly fought final, the Cardinals had taken the lead with a crucial touchdown. Fans watching in Arizona would have been forgiven for scenting a victory for their team against the odds. Then the pictures from Tampa disappeared.

Instead, viewers in the Tuscon area were astonished to see a woman unzipping a man's trousers to reveal "full male nudity" followed by what was described as "a graphic act" between the couple. Somehow, the feed from Super Bowl XLIII had been mixed up with a 30-second excerpt from Club Jenna, an adult cable TV channel featuring Jenna Jameson, one of America's most famous porn actresses.

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Once the pictures from the Super Bowl returned, Cardinals fans did not get the climax they were looking for. The Steelers pipped them 27-23, scoring with only 35 seconds left on the clock.

Explains why John McCain didn't want to watch the game at Obama's place, if you ask me.

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  • I heard a tale of this happening once before, when a control room operator accidentally switched to the channel he was watching to alleviate the boredom.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:17 PM  

  • There were so many uses for the term "penetration" last night that I kept laughing to myself in a room of people who don't appreciate. Speaking of, Bruce got a good feel of that camera, last night.

    By Blogger Allen, at 5:03 PM  

  • I was thinking i know a lot of people who would have traded places with that camera operator.

    By Blogger Barry, at 5:58 PM  

  • Local coverage of the incident:

    See especially the note at bottom, about how many people have been reading the Arizona paper's account of the accident. We the curious...

    By Blogger Marsosudiro, at 8:46 PM  

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