Irony - still fucking dead

Horribly mangled in an accident involving a jet ski, a quart of tequila, and Lindsay Lohan.

From AOL Money, 25 (Unconventional) ways to raise quick cash:

Desperate move #23:
Seek Emergency Assistance


Many charities provide services and items that you would otherwise spend money on, freeing up some dollars to apply to your most pressing needs. Among the most common of these are food banks and open-dining opportunities, help or waiver of utility costs, and clothing and other household essentials.

Desperate move #21:
Rent Out Your 'Spot'



If you own some prime parking real estate, you could put cash in your pocket and get more exercise by renting out your spot and parking further away. If access to your car is less convenient, perhaps you'll even drive less, saving money on gas, too.