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Thursday, July 03, 2008

Trade secrets

Man, i hope i don't get kicked out of the club for revealing this, but i can't keep it a secret anymore.

You know that Satan guy that everyone's all freaked out about?

He's imaginary. Sheer fiction. Doesn't even exist in the real world.

I'm glad that's out in the open. Now i can finally get some sleep again.



  • I think what we should be really concerned about is the new Axis of Evil -- Satan, the Durham Democratic Party and Hussein Saddam (oh, and Iran).

    The growing body of evidence includes this shocking footage, obtained through warrantless wiretapping of Hell:

    (It was emailed to me, so you know it's a reliable source.)

    By Blogger Dan S., at 12:50 PM  

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