Beaver Queen Pageant - Meet the contestants
Say hi to Beach Barbie Beaver. ZOMG she's cute.
I've like, totally lived in Durham for about 5 years and I am sooooo ready to be beaver queen. 'Cause who doesn't like beavers, really? And I really want to spread my beaver love all over Durham. Yay wetlands!
Okay, so let me tell you about myself. I am totally prom queen for the Eno River rugby team, and I have a crown and everything. It's soooo awesome. And I really really love my fellow wildlife and I try to help them and take care of them too. We're all friends!
Those in the know, know that the best surfing is wetland surfing, of course. I can SO surf using my tail and we don't need sand for a good beach. Ken Beaver makes waves with his tail and this beaver loves it.
Of course, since I'm Barbie Beaver, I do lots of other things. I've been a doctor, a teacher, and was even the first beaver in space. This beaver likes to experiment and do what ever comes my way.
Labels: Beaver queen pageant
Since 1949, Durhamites have slept soundly, secure in the knowledge that, in our town, erection can be depended upon. Now, thanks to the power of the internets, we can spread that security all over the world.
1 Comments:
Remember where there are beavers there is fertile ground. It is no wonder several former contestants birthed kits soon after the pageant. Who knows what the tea leaves are predicting for
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The morality clause for the pageant is very loose.
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Beaver Lodge Local 1504, at 8:42 AM
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