If you wrote this blog in the Arctic Circle, you'd be swimming with polar bears by now.
If you wrote this blog in Idaho, you'd be tapping toes with the guy in the stall next to you, by now.
If you wrote this blog in Utah, your third wife would have made you breakfast by now (it's your second wife's day off).
Oh, and if you wrote this blog in Miami, you'd be curious as to why the Republican candidates bring up Fidel Castro to pander to the Cuban exiles every single election cycle, but the only action they take against "the communist incursion into the Western Hemispehere" is spending half a billion dollars on a low-powered TV broadcast that gets jammed during its broadcast day.
Since 1949, Durhamites have slept soundly, secure in the knowledge that, in our town, erection can be depended upon. Now, thanks to the power of the internets, we can spread that security all over the world.
5 Comments:
Like all the "liberals" who are in love with Fidel. If you wrote this blog in Cuba you'd be in jail by now.
By Anonymous, at 9:27 PM
God, i loved the 60s too, dude. It's so great to meet someone else who's still living in them.
By Barry, at 10:34 PM
If he wrote this blog on the Moon, he'd be dead by now.
If he wrote this blog underwater, he'd be wet by now.
If he wrote this blog in N. Dakota, he'd be cold by now.
I could go on.
Anyone else want to play along?
By Durham Bull Pen, at 12:16 AM
I'll give it a shot:
In Soviet Russia, blog posts you!
If you wrote this blog in Cary, the city council would have fined you for the innuendo in the name and forced you to have used more muted colors.
If you wrote this blog in Gitmo's secret/illegal camp 7 you'd be [redacted] by now.
If you wrote this blog in the Arctic Circle, you'd be swimming with polar bears by now.
If you wrote this blog in Idaho, you'd be tapping toes with the guy in the stall next to you, by now.
If you wrote this blog in Utah, your third wife would have made you breakfast by now (it's your second wife's day off).
Oh, and if you wrote this blog in Miami, you'd be curious as to why the Republican candidates bring up Fidel Castro to pander to the Cuban exiles every single election cycle, but the only action they take against "the communist incursion into the Western Hemispehere" is spending half a billion dollars on a low-powered TV broadcast that gets jammed during its broadcast day.
By Dan S., at 12:01 PM
Ha!
By FletchFoto, at 2:09 PM
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