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Thursday, May 24, 2007

Beaver Queen Pageant - entertainment update

I am thrilled to be able to tell everyone that the Disco Beaver Fever dance ensemble will again be performing at the Beaver Queen Pageant.

You may remember this troupe from last year, when they performed the sacred and almost never seen in public "Dance of the Seven Beavers." Alas, the grand poobahs of beaverdom were so upset at this ritual being performed in front of the uninitiated, we hear that severe measures of discipline were undertaken. Several members remain unable to speak of it.

This year they will be performing the more secular, and already approved, "Saturday Night Beaver," which promises to rock the house. They'll also be selling Beaver Kisses during the pre-pageant festivities. You'll be able to Kiss the Beaver for $1.00 with all proceeds going to the Ellerbe Creek Watershed Association. Details subject to change depending on availability of both beavers and kisses.



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