Play ball!
And the first pitch of the 2007 Major League Baseball season is taken low and inside for a ball.
I wonder if anyone has an analysis of the correlation between the results of the first pitch of the season and the economy, or the electorate, or the health of the president, or any of that stuff.
You know, in years where the first pitch is a called strike, the stock market has lost an average of 3%, or if the first pitch is fouled down the left field line during an off year election Republicans pick up seats on City Councils nationwide during off-year elections.
I wonder what the first pitch was in 1974?
I wonder if anyone has an analysis of the correlation between the results of the first pitch of the season and the economy, or the electorate, or the health of the president, or any of that stuff.
You know, in years where the first pitch is a called strike, the stock market has lost an average of 3%, or if the first pitch is fouled down the left field line during an off year election Republicans pick up seats on City Councils nationwide during off-year elections.
I wonder what the first pitch was in 1974?
Since 1949, Durhamites have slept soundly, secure in the knowledge that, in our town, erection can be depended upon. Now, thanks to the power of the internets, we can spread that security all over the world.
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