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Sunday, May 30, 2010

Pssst, hey, wanna buy a judge?

The sixth annual Beaver Queen Pageant takes place next Saturday, June 5, at the Duke Park Meadow/Marsh. Read all the details here.

Seven celebrity judges, along with the hundreds of attendees, will choose the 2010 Beaver Queen, an event whose glory and hilarity can only be experienced, but never described.

You can preview the contestants here, and start stuffing the ballot early via PayPal here.

This year, i'm honored to have been asked to join the panel of judges, and you'll see me in the Meadow on the 5th as Speed Beaver. And yes, I'm for sale.

And there's some good news to go along with your (probably) tax deductible donation*. Jack Johnson, the musician behind the All at Once Foundation has added Ellerbe Creek Watershed Association to his list of supported non-profits. This means that any donations to ECWA that mention the All at Once Foundation will be matched 100%, up to $2500. So, buy a judge for five bucks, mention All at Once Foundation in the comments, and ECWA receives 10 bucks. It's that simple. And all the money goes to preserving and restoring streams, creeks, and wetlands in Durham.

So do it already.


* Consult your tax adviser. ECWA is a 501(c)3 organization.



  • Jack Johnson supports ECWA? Wow!

    By Blogger Steve Graff, at 10:48 AM  

  • I noticed that SEEDs is also on the All at Once list. May have been some other local orgs as well.

    It's a big list.

    It's your opportunity to buy me and double your gift, you know. Act fast!

    By Blogger Barry, at 10:53 AM  

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