Best sports paragraph. Ever.
From the Guardian:
Folk with a mental age of four will be amused to know that Chelsea are going to sign CSKA Moscow genius Yuri Zhirkov. They are also eyeing up Stefan Kuntz, Bernt Haas, Brian Pinas, Danny Shittu and Uwe Fuchs. Oh, and Emmanuel Adebayor.
Labels: soccer, sports names
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3 Comments:
Clearly, you were amused.
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Anonymous, at 9:58 AM
It's like they wrote that just for you.
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Marsosudiro, at 7:02 PM
Well, i was amused. But the last line is what makes it priceless.
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Barry, at 4:47 PM
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