Going to trial
Looks like the alleged victims in the "satanic ritual" case are back in town and testifyin'. And they have names. Well, one of them does, anyway. Wonder if that means the LieStoppers crowd will now devote the next 6 weeks to ferreting out every unsavory detail from their past for publication in KC Johnson's next book?
Here's the money quote:
Hmmm. I've talked at length with some of my acquaintances about Uranus. What does that make me?
By the way, tonight'll be the first county Executive Committee meeting since the story broke. Wonder how many media people will be on hand to watch the invocation of Satan? Or if it makes the news when we say the Pledge of Allegiance instead?
Here's the money quote:
"It was a satanic group," Bethard testified. "We talked at length about satanism, demons."
Hmmm. I've talked at length with some of my acquaintances about Uranus. What does that make me?
By the way, tonight'll be the first county Executive Committee meeting since the story broke. Wonder how many media people will be on hand to watch the invocation of Satan? Or if it makes the news when we say the Pledge of Allegiance instead?
Labels: Durham, local crime
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2 Comments:
What does that make me?
a proctologist?
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toastie, at 4:58 PM
Dear God, the accuser was on anti-depressant medication. Clearly she is crazy.
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KeepDurhamDifferent!, at 10:29 AM
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