Dunkin' Donuts - craven poltroons or Islamofascist symps?
Now that Kevin has outed himself as a lefty blogger, here's the question on everyone's lips.
How's he taking to the revelations that Dunkin' Donuts is a full-blown supporter of Islamic terrorism? Will he organize a counter-boycott of DD because they bowed to the pressure of true American hero Michelle Malkin, or will he simply participate in the first level boycott against DD for using Islamo-fascist symbols in their advertising? Or maybe, he'll join me in taking it to the next level and call for any advertising executive who suggests using the terminally ubiquitous Rachel Ray in their next campaign to be forced to sit next to Michelle Malkin while their flight spends 6 hours on the tarmac at Kennedy because someone left their shoes behind at the security checkpoint.
UPDATE: Holy shit, they're everywhere!
How's he taking to the revelations that Dunkin' Donuts is a full-blown supporter of Islamic terrorism? Will he organize a counter-boycott of DD because they bowed to the pressure of true American hero Michelle Malkin, or will he simply participate in the first level boycott against DD for using Islamo-fascist symbols in their advertising? Or maybe, he'll join me in taking it to the next level and call for any advertising executive who suggests using the terminally ubiquitous Rachel Ray in their next campaign to be forced to sit next to Michelle Malkin while their flight spends 6 hours on the tarmac at Kennedy because someone left their shoes behind at the security checkpoint.
UPDATE: Holy shit, they're everywhere!
Since 1949, Durhamites have slept soundly, secure in the knowledge that, in our town, erection can be depended upon. Now, thanks to the power of the internets, we can spread that security all over the world.
3 Comments:
Ugh. Even worse -- Dunkin' Donuts gives in immediately to rightwing nuttery. Yanks ad.
How pathetic is that? That's even more pathetic than Malkin was in the first place.
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Durham Bull Pen, at 3:29 PM
Writer's block is a bitch.
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Brian, at 7:08 PM
God is great!
Uh, oh. Probably gonna get that visit from Homeland Security, Inc.
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Tony, at 8:53 PM
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