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Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Grocery wars - kitchen multi-tasker edition

If you ask me, Alton Brown is the most influential food personality of his generation. The man taught me how to make mayonnaise, for Pete's sake. In the kitchen, he draws a sharp line between uni-taskers, items which can only be used for the one thing they were designed to do (bad) and multi-taskers, which can be adapted to serve different purposes (good). If you've ever seen the episode where he makes beef jerky and builds a dehydrator out of a window fan, a stack of furnace filters, and a bungee cord, you know what i'm talking about.

So while it's good to see that philosophy taking hold in the food industry, i have to wonder if they're not carrying it a bit too far over at Compare Foods this week.

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9 Comments:

  • It's actually a new version of the Clapper. It's called the Strapper: Strap On, Strap Off! The whole family can enjoy it!

    By Blogger Joseph H. Vilas, at 9:28 AM  

  • I'm not sure i understand what you mean?

    By Blogger Vera, at 10:21 AM  

  • Readers - anyone want to take a stab at explaining just how a pork loin strap-on might be a functional multi-tasker in the kitchen?

    By Blogger Barry, at 10:25 AM  

  • Looking for something useful for you, I just did a search on :kitchen sex: and man was I ever proud to find, near the top, this article from not only my undergrad school, but one from an actual dorm where I lived for one semester. I never had sex in that kitchen, but I did make some great garlic and butter sandwiches using lots of sweet butter and thinly sliced garlic.

    http://www.ivygateblog.com/blog/2007/02/kitchen_sex_is_the_new_shower_sex.html

    Oh, and Alexander Portnoy would understand the folks at Compare.

    By Blogger Marsosudiro, at 11:34 AM  

  • Vera, this may help explain:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strap-on_dildo

    By Blogger Lisa B., at 2:36 PM  

  • ah...didnt see that part on the sign...I actually know what strap on is...seen films...lol


    they generally have crap translators for those signs...inside too...

    By Blogger Vera, at 10:56 PM  

  • What I find baffling is that it's boneless.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:00 AM  

  • That's what makes it a multi-tasker.

    By Blogger Barry, at 8:10 AM  

  • This is my most favorite post ever. Bar none.

    Keep up the good work, Dependable!

    By Blogger Tony, at 10:47 PM  

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