Grocery wars - kitchen multi-tasker edition
If you ask me, Alton Brown is the most influential food personality of his generation. The man taught me how to make mayonnaise, for Pete's sake. In the kitchen, he draws a sharp line between uni-taskers, items which can only be used for the one thing they were designed to do (bad) and multi-taskers, which can be adapted to serve different purposes (good). If you've ever seen the episode where he makes beef jerky and builds a dehydrator out of a window fan, a stack of furnace filters, and a bungee cord, you know what i'm talking about.
So while it's good to see that philosophy taking hold in the food industry, i have to wonder if they're not carrying it a bit too far over at Compare Foods this week.
So while it's good to see that philosophy taking hold in the food industry, i have to wonder if they're not carrying it a bit too far over at Compare Foods this week.
Labels: food
9 Comments:
It's actually a new version of the Clapper. It's called the Strapper: Strap On, Strap Off! The whole family can enjoy it!
By Joseph H. Vilas, at 9:28 AM
I'm not sure i understand what you mean?
By Vera, at 10:21 AM
Readers - anyone want to take a stab at explaining just how a pork loin strap-on might be a functional multi-tasker in the kitchen?
By Barry, at 10:25 AM
Looking for something useful for you, I just did a search on :kitchen sex: and man was I ever proud to find, near the top, this article from not only my undergrad school, but one from an actual dorm where I lived for one semester. I never had sex in that kitchen, but I did make some great garlic and butter sandwiches using lots of sweet butter and thinly sliced garlic.
http://www.ivygateblog.com/blog/2007/02/kitchen_sex_is_the_new_shower_sex.html
Oh, and Alexander Portnoy would understand the folks at Compare.
By Marsosudiro, at 11:34 AM
Vera, this may help explain:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strap-on_dildo
By Lisa B., at 2:36 PM
ah...didnt see that part on the sign...I actually know what strap on is...seen films...lol
they generally have crap translators for those signs...inside too...
By Vera, at 10:56 PM
What I find baffling is that it's boneless.
By Anonymous, at 8:00 AM
That's what makes it a multi-tasker.
By Barry, at 8:10 AM
This is my most favorite post ever. Bar none.
Keep up the good work, Dependable!
By Tony, at 10:47 PM
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