Danger Will Robinson!
From the AP:
He was probably carrying a monkey under his hat.
Airport officials searched about a half-dozen airplanes at Charlotte-Douglas International Airport on Friday after a man bypassed security screening.
The Transportation Security Administration noticed the man had slipped past screeners shortly before 8 a.m., said spokesman John Allen. Officials shut down Concourse C to conduct a search, but were not immediately able to locate him.
He was probably carrying a monkey under his hat.
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Maybe it was an ape wearing a man-suit. Hell, maybe it was Bigfoot. I can see the headlines: "Yeti Prowls Queen City: Is he a terrorist?" "Sasquatch Could Have Concealed Weapons of Mass Destruction: Could the ape-man have access to ancient, species-exterminating technologies?" Perhaps the marmoset was a point scout. I bet they'll all be taken off US soil by the Loch Ness Monster at Cape, um, HATteras. :)
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