Bush to undergo colonoscopy on Saturday

A colonoscopy is a test that allows doctors to look inside the large intestine for possible tumors. Snow said the procedure Bush is undergoing will be a follow-up to a test he had in 2002.

Two thoughts. Having had this procedure myself, i know that when they have you coming back at 5 year intervals, it's because they found something they didn't like previously.

And second, that means we get President Cheney for 3 or 4 hours tomorrow.

The vision of George Bush sitting on the toilet shitting lemonade for a day does not make up for the horrors of this actuality. Please, nobody do anything stupid tomorrow.