Dear God

Can't you please find something more important for cable news to deal with than the Duke lacrosse rape case?

Like maybe nuclear war with Iran?

Wouldn't that keep Joe Scarborough from mistaking Duke University for the city of Durham? Please, just this one little favor for me?

I promise i'll start praying regularly if you'll just keep Nancy Grace, Rita Cosby & Bighead Joe out of my town.

thanks.